I just solved all of my problems.

Originally posted on Craigslist:

Hello,

Are you one of those super rich people that apparently exist in real life?

I'm a working-class person looking for someone rich who'd like to give me some money so I can take a sabbatical and work on my art and writing (as well as mental and physical health, I'm mega-depressed).

What do you get out of it?

Well, in theory you're rich as shit - so what's money to you?

To me, a poor asshole, it's all I worry about.

Thanks,
Kristin.