Wednesday, April 29, 2015

How I imagine being robbed.

Of course, my version of this goes:

Criminal walks up behind me at ATM. 
Criminal: Move over! I'm robbing you!
Me: Fine.
Criminal: *boop* *boop* *beep*
I wait patiently . . . .
Criminal: Jesus you have a lot of debt.
Me: Exactly, fuck right off.
Criminal leaves. 

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